Wednesday, December 07, 2011

THIS BLOG
RANT SESSION


JU
plaintiff
v.
LIFE NASAN
defendant

COMPLAINT Collection for Some Life

JU, by imaginary counsel, respectfully submits to this blog:

1. That she is of legal age, Filipino, a resident of Poblacion Makati and a law student. Defendant is an evasive concept residing outside the confines of law school and averse to law students.

2. That sometime during November of the year 2011, JU enrolled herself for the second semester of her third year in law school. That JU is in block C which has the reputation of a suicide block for this semester.

3. That this statement, although not a prayer for moral damages, would just like to emphasize that ever since aforementioned enrollment, JU has suffered sleepless nights, severe anxiety, undue confusion and burden prejudicial to her well being.

4. That she was called for a subject meeting during Mondays and Thursdays (Exhibit 1). JU wrestled with the study load because of the Bar Operations and despite this, JU was able to meet the demands of Mondays and Thursdays. However, after a while, JU cowers in fear every class because she does not want to be called during the first twenty (20) minutes of the class.

5. That JU still has no thesis topic and adviser. That such realities are hindrances to her graduation and ultimately to being a lawyer. Attached is her topic deemed as policy paper (ANNEX 1)

6. That JU does not know how to go about a certain subject (Exhibit 2) whether to read green or red. That a copy of the green and red book are attached as ANNEX 2 and 2-A. Please note the difference in content and page numbers.

7. That JU experiences discomfort and dizziness in piles of cases related to a certain subject (Exhibit 3) containing the same doctrine but with wide array of facts. That JU would not prefer to be subjected to difficult and confusing questions after reciting on such cases to which the answer apparently happens to be "thesis topic."

8. That JU has another subject which subject (Exhibit 4) her hand to experience much trauma. Attached are hand written codals and cases related to that subject (ANNEX 3 and ANNEX 3-A)

9. That JU does not know how to go about a subject (Exhibit 5) without recitation. That because of all the workload, she is unable to meet the demands of said subject. Attached is a copy of a blank notebook for said subject (ANNEX 4)

10. That JU does not want to write multiple pleadings but is compelled to do so and therefore her consent is vitiated and she alleges involuntary servitude.

11. That JU rants more to her loved ones now and is merely a husk of her former law school self (who is a husk of her former non-law school self).

12. That JU demands from DEFENDANT that it injects into her life some sort of reprieve. That JU asserts that a Christmas Vacation is no vacation because it is situated a week before midterms.

WHEREFORE it respectfully prayed by plaintiff that Defendant gives her a "chill" environment every once in a while to spare Plaintiff from ultimately falling into a state of depression, anger and hostility. In the alternative, if Plaintiff cannot be given such relief, then at least, decent grades for all her subjects and understanding from all her neglected loved ones and friends.

All other equitable reliefs also prayed for.


Julianne blogged at 9:14 PM